JOHNNY KNOWS BEST: ALL OR NOTHING EDITION
We open up to a live press conference where several reporters from TMZ and various other sport magazine journalists are all seen doing a zoom call from their personal laptops. As they gossip to themselves, the new ECWF World Champion logs in with a beautiful woman by his side. The reporters all stop talking as Johnny settles on the couch, tugging the ECWF gold belt that was proudly hanging down his shoulder. He then looks at all the eager reporters on the opposite side of his own laptop screen, waiting to hear what he has say.
Johnny: "Ladies and gentlemen of the press. Thank you all for joining me this evening on this important zoom call from my humble abode. Hope you all had a great thanksgiving. Johnny would wish you could all be here joined in his presence, but due to the uncertainty of CO-VID and at the risk of getting your filthy germs, this is the best option to keep myself safe and maintain social distancing from you hillbilly inbreeds."
Johnny then looks at the strikingly beautiful Hispanic woman as she nods at him and holds his hand.
Johnny: "Now then, First thing is first, Johnny would like to take the time to say that Johnny is not single no more. Johnny's got a new girl in his life whom he is very thankful for, and her name is Candy."
The woman now going by as Candy winks at Johnny, as she can't help running her hand all over his ripped abs and pecks.
Johnny: "Now Johnny knows this might not sit well with all the other beautiful ladies out there who are obviously devastated and heartbroken over this news, seeing that Johnny is a ladies' man and all. But Johnny wants to put all that behind and turn over a new leaf. Johnny doesn't want to be known as some sleazy, pompous, arrogant, perverted, skirt chaser. He's better than all that. He wants' to do good with everyone he has wronged. He wants to wipe the slate off clean and take his personal and professional career more seriously. Johnny knows he has a huge responsibility weighing on him, and has to be a great role model to not just the kids, not to his new hot girlfriend, but of this great sport now that he's the ECWF World Champion and the face of this company."
Johnny: "And Johnny is gonna do all that with Candy by his side as she'll be overseeing Johnny's career moving forward. Johnny assures you that She's not only just a pretty face, but she's a highly renowned, highly educated publicist with an incredible resume attached to her. And Johnny has no doubt that this partnership of ours will be a successful one as we look forward to ending 2020 with a bang and welcoming a much brighter and a much celebrated 2021, which I'd like to call...."The ERA of JOHNNY".
Candy claps her hand as Johnny slowly removes the belt off his shoulder and shows it off at the lap top screen.
Johnny: "So therefore, I, Johnny V, am making an official decree that from here on out that HE WILL be the greatest world champion there ever was and there ever will be. You can call Johnny the BOAT or the GOAT. It does not matter because Johnny is all of that. Johnny also vow to not flirt with any of your toothless, disgusting, dumb ugly hookers, girlfriends or wives. And why the hell should he when he has this gorgeous piece of heavenly bliss by his side!"
Candy blows a kiss to Johnny as he narrows his eyes to the camera, looking serious by the minute.
Johnny: "And Johnny also vows to be more ruthless, more cunning, and more malicious and vicious in the ring with little to NO regard for anyone that is in front of him. You hear that Danny, Marco, Dummy? You all want this championship belt, right? You all want to come after this belt and paint a bulls eye on Johnny's back? Well, at All or Nothing, Johnny will leave you with NOTHING, but just the ruins and remains of your already bruised and shattered egos because Johnny will STILL BE the Undisputed ECWF World Champion. And there's not a damn thing none of you idiots can do about it!"
Candy then tears her flirtatious gaze away from Johnny to the laptop as she smiles brightly, showing off her pearly whites.
Candy: "Gentlemen the floor is all yours. Ask away any of your questions you may have for Johnny at this time. And Please, just no stupid questions or you will be booted off the chat."
TMZ Reporter: "Hello, Johnny. ECWF's All or Nothing is shaping up to be one for the ages with you already set to be defending your belt in a four-way-elimination match. Two of the men that'll be challenging you also happen to be former World Champions in Marco Rossi and Mike Dimter. And Dan Anderson who is a former NEXT GEN Champion in his own right. What are your thoughts on your challengers who are all vying for your belt and looking to be next in line to become the 83rd World Champion in ECWF illustrious history."
Before Johnny can reply, Candy abruptly cuts him off with a scowl on her face.
Candy: "Have you not been paying attention or listening to what Johnny has been saying for the last 10 minutes? He's the greatest of all time...the GOAT...there's no doubt in my mind that my man is gonna defeat all these wanna be idiots and walk away as still the reigning, defending, ECWF World Champion. I mean let's look at all the lame ass contenders in this match. Marco Rossi? Um, Yeah, he was a World Champion and all...we'll give him that to his credit, but then who did he fall to?? Who beat him for the belt?? Mike F'N Dimter! That's who... The Worst of the worst kind of wrestler on the entire ECWF roster, and Johnny made short quick work of him in a matter of seconds. It was not even a contest or a close-call. It was a damn near squash. And last week was just as embarrassing because Johnny wasn't even a 100% cleared to be in the ring, but he went against doctors orders to compete, and did all the work in that tag team match and Dimter had to ruin it and all by getting beat like he always does . It wasn't Johnny that got pinned or beat. It was Dimter! The blame goes to him!"
Johnny nods his head, listening and agreeing to what Candy said.
Johnny: "That is absolutely spot on, babe. Johnny did beat Dimter, and he did it with style and every bit of finesse when he cashed in his Gold Rush briefcase and beat him effortlessly in the middle of the ring. If your implying that Marco is any threat to Johnny's belt than you surely must be deluded! If Marco got beat and outsmarted by a lesser and dumber being like Dimter, whom Johnny beat in a record time, what would indulge Marco the idea he *has* a chance at beating Johnny for the belt let alone outsmart Johnny?? I mean, just this morning during Johnny's killer workout at the gym he caught Dimter trying to feed skittles into a parking meter."
Candy: "Haha. What a tool."
Johnny shook his head before turning his gaze back to the webcam, shifting his weight.
Johnny: "Marco, let it be known to you that Johnny will not have this belt be tainted or disgraced any further. The second that Johnny won this belt all became right with ECWF. God himself handpicked and chose Johnny to save ECWF and restore the faith and credibility back to this belt to make it the most coveted belt in all of professional wrestling. And It'll be a cold day in hell when Johnny parts away from this belt to you two walking pieces of trash, which he WON'T, and he'll make DAMN sure of IT! Get ready flaming Marco, because Johnny is gonna put your flames out permanently!!"
Candy: "NEXT QUESTION!!"
Pro Wrestling Illustrated Reporter: "Hello Johnny. This next question is from Pro Wrestling Illustrated magazine. I just want to get your honest opinion on Dan Anderson who has a huge chip on his shoulder and whom many believe is a threat to your championship reign. Dan Anderson has no doubt been a mainstay in ECWF and is hell bent on becoming the next world champion by any means necessary. Care to weigh in your thoughts?"
Johnny clenches his jaw, balling his fists angrily upon hearing that.
Johnny: "Let Johnny explain this in layman's term...Johnny don't give a DAMN about Dan Anderson nor does HE respect the guy! Sure, he can talk a big game in front of a camera, but if you look past all that you'll know He's a sniveling gutless coward hiding behind a bunch of goons doing his bidding. Dan Anderson cannot win a damn match without his worthless lackeys coming to his aid. If he was any kind of man or a have a ball sack he'd leave his lackey's in the back where they belong and try at least winning a damn match on his own. But he obviously cannot because he's a joke, he's stupid, and lazy! He relies on his jackoff lackeys to help him out at the first sign of trouble. It wouldn't surprise Johnny that his lackey are there, ever eager to clean and wipe his ass for him every time he takes a shit!"
Candy giggles and rolls her eyes sarcastically.
Candy: Baby why are we even wasting our breaths on a loser like Dan? He's obviously jealous of your success. I mean Dan has been in ECWF for like what? a year? And he hasn't even won the big one. Even Dumbter of all people managed to squeak his way in becoming a world champion before him. How pathetic and downright insulting could that be for Dan's oversized ego? Heck Johnny, You came in to this company nine months ago and in nine months time you became the fastest, rising star in all of ECWF. You blazed your way through the ranks and became the 2nd Gold Rush winner to become the World Heavyweight Champion. Dan can whine and moan all he wants, but deep down he knows that he'll NEVER EVER be THE face of this company like you. All Dan is and always will be is a flash in the pan, mid card act at best, and that's what eats him up every time he looks at you because you are everything that he is not and that he wishes to be."
Johnny grins from ear-to-ear, looking highly amused and entertained by Candy's tongue lashing. Even though there was some truth to it as he speaks his mind.
Johnny: "You are very smart, babe. So Dan enjoy your moment under the sun. Enjoy being in the main event spotlight, enjoy riding on Johnny's coat tails for the time being, before your star burns out and Johnny is forced to slap your long greasy head back down the card where you belong. Sure, You'll dust yourself off, shake the cobwebs off. You WILL try to scratch and claw your way to get to the top with a couple of assists from your lackeys. But just when you think you are gonna reach for that brass ring; Just when you think you gonna come inches close to brushing with greatness, Johnny is gonna be right there to knock you down from Mount Olympus! But don't worry. Johnny knows you'll bounce on back. And maybe you can try your hand with some of the lower tier belts like the trio tag titles with your lackeys or the Horror-core with your other lackey or even that worthless Nex Gen belt that you held during your boring, forgettable reign. Haha. Do Johnny a favour and Leave the top spot and the World title to guys like HIM. Cause guys like YOU are a dime a dozen...a placeholder... whereas guys like Johnny are a thoroughbred stallion...the REAL champion of champions...god among puny impotent men like you because come All or Nothing you will live up to your faction's name and go down in infamy as YOU. FALL. TO JOHNNY!"
Sports Illustrated Magazine Reporter: "Last question, Johnny. Who do you strongly feel would be the best suited candidate to run ECWF after All or Nothing? Daniel Dream or Kaira Rayne?"
Johnny and Candy exchange scowling looks at the question.
Johnny: "First off, Johnny doesn't involve himself with office politics nor does he care who will be running the show after the pay-per-view. They should ALL just be thankful and be eternally blessed to have Johnny on the roster and on their payroll, representing the ECWF brand as its World Champion while making them a ton of money for their 401(K). They should be appreciative of Johnny that HE is giving it all each and every week that he busts his ass in the ring, while putting ECWF on the marquee like the mega superstar that he is! So having said that it don't matter to Johnny who will be running the show. Be it Daniel Dream...Kaira Rayne...Dillon the janitor...Phil the cameraman....Bill the hot dog vendor...it don't matter who's running the show as long as Johnny's the lead star and in the driver's seat. So strap on down and enjoy the ride, bay-bay."
Just then a man wearing a expensive suit casually walks in the room as Johnny quickly bolts up from the couch, angrily staring down at the man cutting in on his interview time.
Johnny: "What the hell are you doing here, man?!"
Man: "Hello Johnny. It's really good to see you. You're looking well."
Johnny: You got some nerves coming here and interrupting Johnny's zoom call. Big mistake, pal.
Candy: "Baby do you know this man??"
Man: "As a matter of fact he does, doll-face. The name is Jimmy Sterling. And Johnny and I go way back. Junior High if I'm not mistaken. While all the other kids were dreaming of becoming astronauts, doctors, engineers, lawyers, and CEO's...Johnny boy over here dreamed of becoming a professional wrestler. And Look at him now. MR. ECWF World Champion."
Johnny: "Are you making fun of Johnny, bro??"
Jimmy: "On the contraire old chum I'm very impressed by your tenacity. Now how about we sit down with your lady friend over her and catch up on old times."
Johnny: "You can't just waltz in here looking like you own the damn place. You got five seconds to get out or so help..."
The man takes a step back, putting his hand up defensively.
Jimmy: "Relax, Johnny. Why are you being so hostile for? All I wanna do is help you out, my man. I see you got your hands full with those masked men who put you in a hospital a few weeks ago. That was rough."
Johnny: "yeah...so what's it to you anyway?"
Jimmy: "Well we don't won't that same thing happening at the pay-per-view let alone adding to your medical expenses as it is, right?"
Johnny: "Get to your point, jackass."
Jimmy: "Listen, Johnny. All I am saying is that you need some insurance, and this is where I come in to help you. Times are tough as it is, and you don't wanna rack up a huge medical bill given your line of profession You're in. Lemme take care of ya, champ. You won't regret the decision."
Johnny looks at Candy and then back at the man.
Johnny: "So you saying that you came all the way out here to help Johnny out with some insurance. Well, Why didn't you say so, insurance man? Let Johnny think about it for a second."
Johnny takes his second to think, glancing sideways at Candy before striking the man down with his lightening quick fist. The man lands hard on his ass as Johnny looks down at him and grins.
Johnny: "Well, Johnny thought about it and he doesn't need no damn insurance. Tell those cowardly ass bastards to do their worst. Bunch of cowardice morons hiding behind masks and pretending to be all creepy and shit. Even Johnny's four year old niece thinks they are the biggest wussies she's ever seen on TV. And the girl is deathly terrified of Barney. Barney that freakishly overweight purplish anthropomorphic T- Rex is more terrifying then these ass clowns."
Candy: "Yeah! Stupid ass MF'ers with their stupid ass cheap dollar store masks! 'Ohh look at me, I wear glittery glow-in-the-dark mask thingys, and cut scary ass promos straight outta my mom's basement, and then jump people from behind. That's soooo bad ass and gangsta.' SO LAAAAME."
Johnny: "Who cares. They're bunch of smelly sewer dwelling rats trying to get over with their lame ass gimmick that's been done to death."
Candy: "I bet those ugly masks they wear don't even protect them from CO-VID."
Johnny: "Co-VID should be the least of their worries when Johnny is on the hunt, ready to hurt and peel off the mask from their stupid, butt ugly faces. But not before he defends and successfully retains his World Championship belt. And If anyone has an issue with that they can all kiss Johnny's ass!"
Johnny then grabs and spins Candy on her heels and straight into his arms which then leads to a passionate make out sessions between the two love birds. Johnny then grabs his ECWF World Championship belt as he and Candy casually step over Jimmy's unconscious body and make their leave as the final shot shows Jimmy face down, completely knocked out cold and drooling out of his mouth as the scene fades out.