Post by Rock N' Roll God on Aug 20, 2022 11:18:56 GMT -6
Date: August 19, 2022
Arena: "ECWF Arena" in West Hollywood, CA
Bram Connan vs. Finn Kelly
This wasn't even close. Bram man-handle Finn like a monster with a piece of paper. Finn couldn't get any offense. Bram applied In For The Kill abd Finn tapped immediately.
Winner: Bram Connan
Nakita Niles vs. Rose D'Angelo
Nakita Niles destroyed Rose in quick fashion. She hit the Shotgun Blast for the .1 ..2 ...3!
Winner: Nikkita Niles
Segment: Lynn Starr talks to the crowd
(The fans at the Revolution show are ready to see their favorites wrestle and speak their minds. One of the people seen at the ECWF show is the woman who is known in the fed as “ Lady Starr” Lynn Starr- Tigress. Yes, over the break that was given to the superstars of the said fed, she got married to her manager/ newly minted husband , fellow legend, Dark Tiger. She noticed that a camera crew was seen coming towards her so she was heard saying to her faithful Starrs.)
"Queen of ECWF" Lynn Starr: Hello there to my faithful Starrs. It’s me, “ Lady Starr of ECWF” Lynn Starr- Tigress. Yes, Dark Tiger is my sexy husband. I can’t wait to get back in the ring and show you why I am the REAL Lady Starr of ECWF. I get that chance at the upcoming pay per view in a Hardcore Triple Threat match against JJ Burgess and Sarah Frost, both ladies that are doing great on their own levels. But have no fear, THE ORIGNAL is back and way much more better than ever. I thank God, my boss Rock and Roll God, my fellow DarkFireStar mates, my sexy husband an d my fans for being behind me. If you excuse me, I am going to watch the rest of the show. Starr out!
(She was seen finishing getting dressed and go watch the rest of the show.)
Segment: Rockin' Lunatic & Ray LaPointe have a face-to-face
(We open up as Other Side by Clenchfist blasts through out the arena as Rockin' Lunatic makes his way out onto the stage he looks around and smirks and begins making his way down the ramp he smirks once again as the crowd boos and cheers he climbs into the ring walks over to the corner poses then grabs a mic and begins to speak.)
"The Living Legend" Rockin' Lunatic: So Ray here we are once again we go one on one at Wrestlefest this time its not for a title this time its just me beating your ass all over the arena and putting you in a hospital bed you see Ray I am a whole lot different then I once was almost ten years ago I am a lot more dangerous more dangerous then I was when I was in the Undead Army you see Ray I have been to asylums I have been apart of Cults I even started a Purge this Sunday I will bring all of that what do you got.
(Rockin' pauses and stands in the corner as he waits for Ray to make an appearence. Ray made a quick appearence stating he will beat Rockin' Lunatic in their match.)
James Walker segment....
(While the match was finished, James Walker is requesting a microphone as he got something to say to Nex Gen Champion Jay Reynolds.)
Demon: Looks like James Walker got something to say to the Nex Gen right now.
”Bulletproof Soldier” James Walker: Let me refresh your memory Jay, remember last show in my promo that I’ve only mentioned you while we were facing you? I’ve mentioned you first cause I’ve haven’t heard you mentioned me at all chump and right now it makes me better man than you are. Hell I can be a better Nex Gen champion than you!
(James Walker points towards Jay Reynolds.)
”Bulletproof Soldier” James Walker: We’ve got a huge match at the biggest PPV in ECWF for your title. My arrival was just getting started, I’ve earned my shot to your title and seeing you with that belt that you’re carrying, it makes me sick right now. You don’t deserve to be that champion at all and most of all your title reign will be over when I drop you out cold.
Matt Weiser: James Walker is laying out the threats to Jay Reynolds!
Demon: He’s the challenger for Jay Reynolds’s title and he has every right to threat the champ’s title reign.
(James Walker taunts bullet club guns towards Jay Reynolds.)
”Bulletproof Soldier” James Walker: Just do yourself a favour when you see me on this very ring at the PPV, lay down the middle to save yourself from the beatings that I’ll give you but first I’ve got an audio message from the mystery man claimed who knows me but I don’t and that message is for you. Play the the audio message!
Matt Weiser: Audio message from the mystery man, earlier ago in James Walker’s promo that he did received a phone call from that mystery man claiming that he’s coming here to join Bulletproof Empire.
Mystery Man: Gun…. Stun Jay Reynolds and you’ll never see me coming out of no where. James Walker is the new Nex Gen champion at wrestlefest. Age of of fall will crumble into ashes and it’s time for Bulletproof Empire to rule the wrestling world and this fed and it’ll be just too sweet!
”Bulletproof Soldier” James Walker: Congrats champ the mystery man is your worst enemy and I’ll be your worst nightmare. Nex Gen title belongs to Bulletproof Empire!
(James Walker toss the microphone towards Jay Reynolds then Bulletproof Empire leaves the ring.)
Bulletproof Empire vs. The Outsiders
The Age of Fall will be at ringside
TJ, To'o, and James worked as a Team. Robert, Angellus, and Steven was stunned that they were able to outdue them. To'o spears Angellus into the barracde and James does a superplex to the outside on Steven. TJ, To'o, and James hits a triple middle rope powerbomb to Robert for James to get the .1 ..2 ...3!
Winners: Bulletproof Empire
After the match: As The Bulletproof Empire is celebrating The Age of Fall is standing and James & Jay is looking intsensly at each other.
Razor Blade vs. Dan Anderson
Dan & Razor put on a great match. These two gave it their all. Razor went for a springboard clothesling and Dan hits a DOA out of mid air for the .1 ..2 ...3!
Winner: Dan Anderson
Segment: Venom talks to the The Cult of Carnivore
"The Shadow Walker" Sammeal McBane: Look at us, we’re still undefeated …like a young pup again. Hard to believe, that after the years of my career and a six-month hiatus … I can start again, as an undefeated rookie. It’s kind of crazy, and weird …but most importantly, it’s great. It’s a great thing to feel like I’m on top of the world with my last win, even if it doesn’t last forever …it’s a feeling, that you could become a billionaire if you could bottle it, and I don’t want it to end.
Apocalypse: That will be tuff though, because even though we are technically rookies here in this great federation, our names still carry some weight and that weight apparently carried us straight to our first Pay Per View as a team. It is our understanding that it’s not an everyday occurrence, that rookies to the federation make the big show …let alone, in a match with such implications as the Tag-Team Titles. So we’re honored to be included, and a little bit nervous.
(Sammeal’s smile fades just a little, as he steps to the side and takes a seat on the bench next to Apocalypse revealing a row of lockers behind him)
"The Shadow Walker" Sammeal McBane: I know, those of you out there watching this …who know me don’t believe it, but I am nervous. A few weeks ago, was my first match in over two weeks, and now in my second match back …I am expected to put my body on the line in a brutal match. This isn’t quite what I expected, but I’ve never been one to back down from anything. I’ve always rolled with the punches, and this time rolling with the punches …will be a little bit easier for me.
Apocalypse: A few weeks ago, we were up against people …who were virtually unknown to us, people we had to spend hours researching just so we would feel comfortable in the ring with. This time, research will be the least of our worries …as we have extensive background on the people in this match. Daniel Dream, and
Poseidon has been around here for most of the decade and we have seen all of their careers begin, and reach some of their highest points. Those two, are what you would call the X-Factors in this match.
(He takes a short pause before digging in. Sammeal seems to think long and hard, before uttering his next words)
"The Shadow Walker" Sammeal McBane: Since we have been here, we have seen and heard much about The Cult Of Carnivore, themselves …and I probably know enough, that I could deal with them, but you never really know what someone like them is thinking. Just like Daniel Dream last week, it’s so hard to tell what is going on behind the face. You come off like a man of good ethics, but there is really only one reason to cover your face in my opinion, and that is to cover up what you truly are. I believe there is something dark about you, and you try to hide it with the fake persona …and by pretending to be something you are not. A match like this, usually brings out the demon in people, and I know it will bring out the cheating and backstabbing bastard in me …what will it bring out in you Danny Boy??
Apocalypse: Poseidon is kind of perplexing to me. He’s listed at forty-nine years of age, a time in your life when most people are hanging up their boots, yet here is a man just like myself in this federation. It makes it hard for me to quite gauge what he is, as a wrestler seeing as his list of accomplishments here is slimmer than a piece of paper …all I can assume is, that he must have some tricks up his sleeve if he is still performing at this level at that age.
"The Shadow Walker" Sammeal McBane: Almost the complete opposite of Poseidon is Daniel Dream. I have heard huge amounts of this young man's work. I have seen him come up through the ranks in the past, and I have a list of his accomplishments here …yet just like him, I have no clue who he really is. That’s the question of the day actually, who is Daniel Dream? Is he the man that fought through Loss after Loss, until he finally got an opportunity in the past? Is he the man that worked until he couldn’t work anymore, and won the very title we are fighting for …becoming the Tag-Team Champion? Or is he the man that dropped the ball every time he was given the chance to escape the cellar of wrestling? Is he the man that was rising to new heights in this company, only to crash back to the bottom? No one, not even he seems to know. All I can make from Daniel is this, if history repeats itself …he will fall!!
Apocalypse: Poseidon, not really sure what to call you anymore, but I sure know where you and I stand, on bad terms. In the past, it was always you chasing after our shadows. You and your little friends always trying to start fights with the big dogs in the company, hoping some of what little talent you had would shine through in the fight, but it never seemed to work. You stayed in our shadow and couldn’t fight your way out until we were gone. Now here we meet again, and you’re the big dog this time. You’re the one that has all the recognition here. I bet you’re even thinking the tables have turned, and now we’ll be the one chasing after you …but unlike you, when we’re in the same ring at Wrestlefest …we will shine, and you will realize you never even got out of our shadows. You couldn’t take over the top spot, when we were around …and you won’t be able to slow us down from rising past you here either.
(The smile returns back to his face, as Sammeal stands up and looks deep into the camera as if he is now talking to someone specific)
"The Shadow Walker" Sammeal McBane: The real challenge of this match though, is time. There might as well not even be anyone else in this match, but the two of us. It seems like it was meant to be, that the two of us meet quickly here in ECWF, and the bookers …or maybe fate, made it so. We’ve fought all over the globe, and although you just got here ...the year, or so before us. You hold an advantage, you’ve been in Championship matches before. You know the layouts of this ring, and that’s an advantage …that we really can’t afford to give up to you. We’ve been through Hades against many others, and know each other inside and out. We both started together, and learned to be what we’ve become today, together. Not as friends, but as rivals, and here we are again. The setting doesn’t seem to matter as much, as it matters that it is us and you finally. Ladder, chairs, or whatever else gets thrown around in this match. It will not matter, because, in the end …we can guarantee it will come down to …us going for the win. I can’t guarantee that we will come out on top, but I can guarantee you this …you want to know, who really wants to win this match …We Do!!
Apocalypse: We don’t want this for the same reason you do, to build a foundation …but we want this. We want this because, it’s been far too long since we have mattered in professional wrestling. It’s been far too long, since people have looked at us and said there is a Champion. It’s been far too long, since we have felt like we were the best, and even though it is supposed to be like …being the best of the worst, we want this. One more thing you can count on as well, if we do get this, and we do win the Titles …no one, and I mean no one will look at those belts as the best of the worst again. They’ll just look at it as the best. That’s what we want for Darrick, the only question left is …who is going to want it enough to win it!!
(They turn, and begin to walk towards the doors. But this time, Sammeal’s face is covered by his Shadow Walker mask)
Shadow Walker: Before this match though, I’m going to need to learn that layout, no way I’m giving you an advantage at all. Hey, you …Do You See, What I See??
(His last words trail off as they exit the room and flag someone down presumably to give him a tour of sorts)
(The terrifying tune of "Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima" plays in "ECWF Arena" in West Hollywood, California over the PA system. The crowd is now silenced by the theme music of The Cult of Carnivore. Some members of the crowd are even wearing replicable yellow smiley masks. "Carnivore" Daniel Dream, dressed in a half yellow and half black mask that has white teeth in a toothy grin, comes down the entrance ramp slowly. The tanned competitor rechristened as Poseidon slowly walks behind Carnivore, down the entrance ramp of the ECWF Arena as Carnivore wears half of the World Tag Team Championships around the waist of his yellow-and-black wrestling tights. Poseidon has his half of the World Tag Team Championships wrapped around the waist of his blue wrestling trunks. Daniel gets a mic from a ring assistant and raises it to his lips.)
Daniel Dream: Venom said Poseidon has a list of accomplishments slimmer than a piece of paper. And Poseidon definitely has something to prove. I say that with a tad bit of respect, Poseidon. And if you thought my teammate had something to prove, well look at our opponents. I can’t think of anyone more overhyped than Venom. They haven’t accomplished shit here. They have all this hype. Our two opponents have everything to prove. So go out there and prove it to everyone. Prove to all of us why you deserve this. There's only one of us that has nothing to prove and that's... I know you’d like to hurt me and ‘prove yourself’ to everyone, and I get it. I really do, you want to eventually be the best, be champion. First, you have to come to terms with who you really are McBane. You’re a nobody that no one will even blink an eye at or even consider you as a real performer in this company. Not me though, I believe you can really shoot to the top if you can find who you truly are deep inside. You’re a fighter and a natural athlete, and most importantly you have heart. What are your dreams, McBane? Do you have any? If you don't, just know I can manifest them. Your dreams must go further than just winning championships, McBane. You must think past that and only dream things that seem inconceivable to your peers. You can make the impossible happen with my help and the will to want to push towards greatness. If you don’t want to take my hand that I have reached out to you, then I’ll just have to drown your dreams because at that point you won’t be salvageable. I want to help you, I don’t want to hurt you, McBane.
(The scene fades to black.)
Segment: Scotty Paine & Holden Ross have a face-to-face
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: On Giah, Goddess Of All That Is Natural!! Including Hatred, And Love …Life in the Fast Lane, as I know it ...has just got Halted by a so-called man …I Barely Know!! Yet, I Love The Violence More Than I Did Synful Diamond, Dark Engel & The Byker Bytch …COMBINED!! Help Me, Understand …Please?!?
(Scotty stands there, completely blank-faced. He shrugs a few times, as he waits for an answer. That may never come, yet he still stands there as if stuck in time itself)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: No Way, In Hades’ Damnation …Am I going let you sit there, silent this time around. Say whatever you want to, The Truth Hurts …but right now, I don’t give two shytes!! Say anything, Holden. Us Fire Signs don’t relax easily. The anxiety, we share …is killing me, slowly. Kick me, beat me, turn me down …it’ll hurt less, I’m used to it. My Last Name Is …“Paine”!!
(Scotty again, stares deep into the camera. Yet, this time it’s not the standard grunge and psychotic look we’re used to. Scotty had his long, shaggy hair pulled back into a ponytail. It’s all stuck under an Onyx Black and Royal Purple bandana, and he’s wearing his glasses. The typical black tattered hoodie, is worn but his hood is back away from his face. The black smeared makeup is gone, and his prized leather jacket. Is hung up, on the chair behind him)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Every last one of you, have all started the same Hades’ Damnation way …please, tell me your vast wisdom is smarter than your mundane peers. “Let’s Keep This Professional, And It’s Nothing Personal” ...Way too damn late for that!! Both feet, all four of them are already in The Leo’s Flames. This is Way Beyond a Professional Wrestling, Relationship. It’s blossomed so far past that, it’s scary ain’t it?? I mean, in the years before “The Redneck Wrestling Machine” …there was another man, there was “The Bionic Redneck”. Brian Blades, was the first guy that even went toe to toe with me. And quick frankly, I got my @$$ Kicked!! He used to tell me, “I’d Work Anywhere, But The E” …He was right, I never needed Vinny Mac’s help. Not a dime of that Million Dollar Wrestling Genius’ Money, ever helped me get over. Yet, my thick-skulled, stubborn @$$ worked for Kaleb Antonio Steele instead??
(Again, Scotty stops shortly, to let those thoughts settle into the opponent’s head. Scotty stands there, with his usual deranged smile, yet this one shows years of wisdom and knowledge. Suddenly, the resident psycho doesn’t look so insane after all)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: I’ve asked time, and time again …”I’m as crazy as they say I am, or am I just smart enough to make them think so” …And truth be told, you’re the only one here to actually know The Truth!! Worlds Can Not Be Offered, Only The Best I Can Do & Some Days …That Just Won’t Be Good Enuff!! What needs to be said or done, in order to prove our actions …Nothing, nothing what so Ever on Your Behalf. As Bytched out as this is going to seem, it’s All About Me & My Beloved PTSD!! Your words are amazing, your actions Ten-Fold. And truthfully, I’m about to use a word I absolutely Hate …”But” I’ve heard it all before, I’ve been here and know the Paine that comes from them. Much, more like yourself … than you’ll ever admit. I can paint you the prettiest picture ever seen. Say words, you’ve only dreamed of. You are, and always will be My Omega-High Priestess …”Come 100%, Or Don’t Come At All” …It stood then, and it does now. Offers have been laid on the table, for you to shrug or brush them off …take your time, I ain’t going anywhere! I’ve been here far too long, for me to sit back …and let A, Goofball like you …walk into My Asylum, affect me the way you do, and Not Fight For What I Want!! A Title Match, A Signature Match …Against, someone like yourself?? I came here to help TheRock Gawd, and His Promotion …I mean, Goddess Honesty. Do You really think, I need another World Heavyweight Championship?? Do You, seriously think …I need One More Asylum Match, before I’m done??
(Scotty stands there, as tears roll down his tattered face. His knees buckle, and his stomach almost turns on him. His bottom lips bounces, as a baby boy lost in the wild blue yonder)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: If by now, You Don’t Know What I Really Want?!? Then, I’m the failer …I always knew I was, and I’m Sorry. All week, I’ve repeated “So Much To Say, So Little Time For It To Be Said” Red, Orange, Yellow, and The Ring Of Life …means nothing to the outside world, yet …you couldn’t wait to give me your answer. “In A Heartbeat” …words, that sung Majik into my Black Broken Heart. An organ that should have been sealed off, from the naysayers, the hypocrites, and people that have doubted me for years. A million rhythmic verses, can’t explain how I feel …not now, not ever …can I tell you everything, far beyond the reaches that’s already been foretold. Southern Preachers, and Fools Know More Than I …But, that word I Hate so much!! “When it comes to Hating You, I’m Shameless!! It’s outta my hand, I’m a Fool!!” Is that what you need?? A Lyrical Assassination, by all means …Let’s Play Some Music!! Just who in Hades’ Damnation are you, to Enter My World?? “Someone has to” …Great, out-effin-standing. Yet, what on my resume is so impressive …you had to have me come here. To fix this promotion …Nah, ain’t buying it Assmonkey. Was it, my hardcore nature?? Possible, yet I still think it’s more …Do I remind you, of the Co-Founder of The Crow’s Nest?? I have in me …what My Dearly, Departed Brother Had. In Giah’s name we pray, So Mote It Be!!
(Scotty’s eyes quickly shift from the calm loving demeanor, to absolute anger in a simple blink of an eye. Suddenly, the happy-go-lucky lunatic. Has gone far beyond Hannibal Lector's insanity)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: I know, they told me. I could stand here for, not one …not two, but three hours to do a shoot promo. I don’t even see a reason to, honestly. I’m going to say everything, I have to say now and let the Wrestling World deal with it. I could, I should, and everyone know Damn Well …I would, stand here and run my mouth all day long. The facts are, that we both know how we feel inside. Only in the darkest, most Morbid sections of our minds. Yeah, time and again …I know, who you are … Run, hide, feel like you want to Die. Always remember, some of us have and are in your World. I don’t need my Celtic-Wiccan Warrior Pride, to invade your mind, and soul. I’m all ready, so far behind those personal lines …Even I’m Scared!! To lose a match, I Didn’t Want?? To be the Rightful Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation, Horror-Core Champion?? And prove to everyone, without a shadow of a doubt …I’m the most hardcore son-of-a-bytch in professional wrestling today. Is that, truly what you think I Want?? Not only have I Failed, Myself …but You all as well!!
(Scotty shakes his head in disbelief, as more tears stream down his face. He rips off a chunk of his $OA Skull t-shirt, and whips away his smeared vision. He places his glasses on the desk next to him, as his Paine-filled voice rings out once more)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Go back in time, just a few weeks back. Not even a month ago …we had a match. You remember, you didn’t say a word to me. The O’Mighty, was stumped by a lyrical master. “I only face the best, I hate facing the new people. F*ck, I don’t do jobbers ...I’m passed all that” Cool, ball up that fist and hit me with every ounce of hatred you have!! I Dare You, to fight me!! And the next time one of your ignorant toadies, tells me how to pronounce your name correctly …I’m going to slap the taste out of their mouths, with a barbed wire wrapped 2x4!! Why, why must I love to hate you?? Effin’ naysayers, All you disrespectful bastards, can say is “The Only Reason You’re Here or Have That Title, Is Because You’re Friend’s The Owner” …Why?? Why, ‘Cause, just like anyone else in this industry …You’re a threat to me, and what I preach. You don’t have to like, or agree with my statements …just acknowledge, that they’ve been said. Simple Life Plan, really. “Do As Thou Wilt, Bring Harm To None. Always Mind The Rules Of Three: What You Put Out, Comes Back Three-Fold” …Love & Light, So Mote It Be. They say, people like us have made a career based on “Garbage” Wrestling. Personally, I say …”You Couldn’t Fathom, What It Means To Be Hardcore!!” You, you don’t know what Being Truly Hardcore Means …on a Personal Level. One on One, Emonno-Emonno, Face to Face, and Down Right “Nitty-Gritty” …I love that about you. No running, no hiding, and No “I can out think, this opponent”. Ain’t gonna happen, come match time. Ring the bell, and watch me do what I do Better Than Anyone Else …Make Another Man, Bleed!! Hardcore To The Bone. My Home-Your Home, We’re Going Into The Terror Zone! Welcome To The Playground, It’s Where I Spent Most Of My Days. Forever Living Within A Dark Haze, Yet Simple Words Said …I’m Still Amaze, Your Hot Blaze. Back To Reality, Where Paine Is All Too Real, Can You Deal …Don’t Walk In My World To Steal, F*ck That …I’m Real. I Too, Know How You Feel …I’m Also As Crooked As Mr. Steele. I’ve Also Been Sent Straight To Hell!! Yeah, I’ll Admit It …I Fell, straight into your plan that holds me so Well. I’m blinded by your Lying Eyes. Inside me, a piece of self-loathing dies …the mental health issues, don’t need man-made “brain fries” ...No pill does what I can, and the Entire Wrestling World knows …I’m the most sadistic, brutally honest, @$$Hole on this side of the United States of America!! Why, you ask?? Why me, why would someone do this or say that to me?? Ditto Punk, and just like you’d want …I know it’s what Eric would want, but not what I Want. Whether It’s Mentally Or Physically …You Will Feel My Paine!!
“Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence …whether much that is glorious, whether all that is profound …does not spring from disease of thought, from moods of mind exalted at the expense of the general intellect.”
So It Has Been Said, So Shall It Come To Pass …
-Quoth The Crow, Forevermore!!
(The scene fades out, yet Scotty doesn’t strike his usual cross-like pose. Instead, he stands there and sticks his middle finger into the camera’s lens)
(There was a report that Holden Ross didn't make it to the show but he send a message that he will be at the PPV.)
The Iron Fist vs. DarkFireStarr
Everett & Chris dominated Marco & Dark. They hit Atomic Bomb on Marco and Everett score the .1 ..2 ...3!
Winners: The Iron Fist
Sarah Frost vs. JJ Burgess
These two girls put on a good match. It was evenly matched until the very end. JJ locks in Badge of Dishonor and Sarah tapped.
Winner: JJ Burgess
Segment: Heather Haze & Athena trash talk the ECWF Crowd & Roxanne
(We come back from commercials as we see Heather and her bodyguard, Athena, already standing in the middle of the ring, soaking up all the mixed cheers and boos that is coming from the rabid ECWF fans. Heather simply smiles at them smugly, flashing away her pearly whites, as she takes the time to adjust her glowing Diamond Championship belt that is proudly draped over her shoulder and then points at one of the signs that says, 'Marry Me, Heather' among the sea of crowd.)
(Athena looks on stoic as usual with her arms folded across her chest as Heather patiently awaits for the rabid fans to settle down before raising the microphone to her lips to speak her mind.)
Heather Haze: We're just a few weeks away from the biggest party of the summer that is Wrestlefest 8 where I'll be generously, once again, be defending my pristine Diamond's Championship belt against someone who is absolutely more than deserving of having this opportunity. Someone who I can admit has EARNED their shot not by just simply being a loud mouth over on social media, but rather earning their keep the right kinda way. And when I say the 'right way' I mean actually putting in the grind and earning a title shot, and not being a creepy cosplaying marine nutjob who thinks demanding is the only way of getting a speck of my attention. That's NOT how it works.
(A scatter of boos ensue from the fans and a small 'Nakita' chant picks up, which Heather simply brushes off as she continues speaking.)
Heather Haze: Now Anyone who knows me knows that I am the poster girl for hard work. After all, my hard work has certainly paid off. That's why the lights in this dinky poo building is still running and ya'll get to rest your fat asses comfortably on those cushy seats while watching me pound a bitch's ugly face in this ring. That is one of the many reasons why I've been a constant success in my awe inspiring run as the inaugural Diamond's Champion for a record breaking 100 plus days while unselfishly putting the women's division right on the map where it should belong in this sport full of male testosterone's.
But I know that all WILL be put to the test come Wrestlefest. Which is why I'm out here to put my would-be-opponent over in a big, big way the only way that I can. And whom I know will unquestionably be one of my greatest of rivals and my biggest of challenges there ever will be in my revered hall of fame legacy.
I can literally feel the chills in my bone and the tingles down my spine, people.
(Heather pauses dramatically before she sighs and fishes for something out of her purse where she pulls out a long, green cucumber causing Athena to 'break character' and chuckle.)
Heather Haze: So without any further a due ladies and gentlemen I give to you my opponent for Wrestlefest ...the one and only....'The Cucumber'.
(The fans react in confusion as they look on dumbfounded over Heather's weird antics with her showing off and parading around with a cucumber.)
Heather Haze: What, you don't think I can put on a five star classic with this cucumber? Look people if I can carry Latoya Hixx and Rose Dimter to a marquee match at my stellar expense I can certainly give this cucumber a run for all its money. And what's there NOT to LOVE about a cucumber? They're fully enriched with rich source of probiotics and certainly pack more punch and charisma and talent than marshmallow Roxy. In fact, I couldn't be arsed to watch that match between Roxy and Dawn a couple of weeks ago when I was doing commentary by the desk. Because not only was it a giant snooze bore that everyone including myself had to suffer through, but I was sooo heavily invested in putting this scrumptious cucumber over....just like I am doing right now. And if Roxy has a problem with her being replaced by this big, fat succulent cucumber that has more talent and charisma than her, then I DEMAND her worthless butt to come down here and tell me differently.
(Heather then snaps the end of cucumber with her teeth as her eyes fixes on the entrance ramp, awaiting for Roxanne's response.)
(Roxanne never showed up and Heather Haze just laughed at her for disgracing the ECWF's crowd time.)
Segment: Crystal Zdunich & Latoya Hixx has actual face-to-face
(Certain things in Latoya's life have caused her some distraction add to that the always "joy us" life of living with bipolar. The last few months have been decidedly rough and after taking some time to refocus her mind with some pretty intense meditation. Sometimes despite loving wrestling as much as she does at times it takes a toll and you need to take moments to step back and appreciate things. Latoya Hixx is a fighter she's been fighting the odds since day one and has found that it has made her that much stronger. Being a survivor has made her much more capable of handling any kind of situation the ECWF can throw her way. Neither can the usual snide remarks how she's not "relevant" or whatever else people throw her way thinking their words even matter to her. That's the thing they are just words and Latoya has no time to deal with idiots that think they are as witty as Crystal Zdunich. Over the years so many told her that she'd never make it in wrestling or that ECWF would never hire her, as she's not the typical "Women" type. Latoya enjoys smashing the glass ceilings to show the entire world if you really want something it will happen. Latoya does not compete in ECWF for glory or money she doesn't care if she retires and has no title to her name. The passion is the thing that drives her to get up in the morning and to dive inside a ring. It has been her dream ever since she was a young girl in New Jersey. Having to sacrifice a lot just to afford the travel and the wrestling school was tough, as if you are poor and want to kick start a wrestling career you need money and if you don't have certain things you can get a lot of ridicule from your peers. And now Latoya must fight through 3 other women if she intends to be the one to come out on top. The 1 are some of the top women you can ever find on Revolution. That is why Latoya has studied long and hard and started to train in the gym even harder. There is nothing better than spending a few hours in the gym to clear your mind and focus on things like a laser. Latoya will enter this match with a cautious mindset as these matches always prove to be more than a tad unpredictable. It is time for Latoya to show them why she's sneakier than a python.
"Black Widow" (b)Latoya Hixx:(/b) We are in the middle of the Road to Wrestle Fest and once again heading to Wrestle Fest at ECWF, where all you get is your ass kicked and a whole lot of Wrestle sickness. I am hoping this year's fun filled edition will have a little more Geek Goddess. Don't get me wrong I don't care if I even have to pitch to be a Women's Champion. I'm going on that cruise even
if I have to strew away on board and hide in someone's stinky luggage. At first being on a board was an idea that was mocked without mercy. But the ECWF rosters felt resigned to their fate and had to try their best in making the best out of it.
"Black Widow" (b)Latoya Hixx:(/b) We've been here before I get thrown into a crazy fight with Crystal Zdunich. for your life match and you know what? I thrive on these situations it drives me insane even harder. The 1 of you are going to have to bust your asses to try and catch your Women's World Championship which I doubt is even possible. I've been fighting against Crystal Zdunich. since day one so I am more than ready to do it again inside of a Steel Cage a ECWF ring. I learn everything that i can about my opponents I know 1 of you are tough badasses. Don't underestimate me either I may seem small but dangerous things come in small packages. The second any of you take your eyes off me that's when I will make myself the new Women's World Champion and I will suffer for that mistake. I live and breath this business I am not going to take anything for granted accept that Women's Championship at Wrestle Fest. I want you to come at me Crystal. because I am at my best when my back is against the wall and the odds are against me.
(Latoya remains still in the Revolution ring and waits for the Women's Champion The Bloosoming Rose Crystal Zdunich before she appears in the ring with her challenger until WrestleFest. Crystal never showed.)
Segment: Sickle talks about what he did
(The scene opens to darkness A single candle lights illuminating the room. There is nothing but four empty walls of off white, a wooden chair and a small in table. The flame of the candle dances though no windows are in the room. For a moment the flame flickers itself off. As the flame returns a man in a black hooded robe sits in the chair with the hood over his head. As he speaks it becomes clear it is Sickle)
Sickle: Many debate as to my rationalization for what I did. Why did I beat my opponent with this…
(The camera moves to show Sickle's hand, from which drops a wire wrapped around a completely furless Furby.)
(He let's the object drop to the floor before continuing.)
Sickle: I have articulated my aspirations or rather lack therefore of and yet they have fallen on deaf ears. Roughly thirty seven years ago a great book was written by Clive Barker called, The Damnation Game. It contains two of my favorite quotes. But, for now we shall focus on the one. "House's weren't haunted, only human minds."
(A chuckle comes from him.)
Sickle: I said I do not care about accolades, titles, wins or losses. I knew that I would be disqualified by my actions but I did it anyways.
(He turns suddenly to face the camera. In his eyes is an evil that can never be truly conveyed. Everyone has seen it at some point in someone. It was a look devoid of compassion.)
Sickle: My name is Sickle because I am the instrument of the harvester and the harvester is terror. I am not some man come to prove my worth. I have collected more titles than I can forget. Like a famous fat douchebag I come for blood, toil, tears and sweat. I am here to have fun and fun for me is beating people until that moment when their eyes switch from hope to sheer unadulterated fear and despair. The ankou of wrestling is here and collecting.
(Sickle remains seated as the camera man slowly makes his way out of the room. As the camera is moving out of the room Sickle can be heard singing.)
Sickle: it's a beautiful day in this neighborhood A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
(The scene fades to black.)
World Heavyweight Championship
Mike Dimter vs. Damon Cross(c)
This wasn't even close. Damon Cross again showcased why he is the current and reignning ECWF World Heavyweight Champion! Meanwhile he was applies moves he scream, "watch Sickle!" He applied his Father's Sin and Mike Dimter had no idea but to tap out.
Winner: Damon Cross