FN Revolution #177

[Rock N' Roll God]

Date: April 28, 2023
Arena: "ECWF Arena" in West Hollywood, CA

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Opening Match
Ace Sky vs. TJ Alexander



Winner: Ace Sky

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#1 Contendership for World Tag Team Championship
Mike Dimter & April Dimter vs. TDH & Steven McKnight



Winners: Mike & April

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Crystal Zdunich & Dawn Warren vs. Claire Hawkins & Sarah Frost



Winners: Claire Hawkins & Sarah Frost

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Sammeal McBane vs. Angellus



Winner: Sammeal McBane

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Trios Championships match
Robert Armstrong, David & Patirck vs. Desmond Edwards & Jay & Ken



Winners: Robert Armstrong, David & Patirck

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Segment: JJ Burgess's Open Horror-Core Championship Challenge

(J.J. Burgess struts around the music store. She happens to be in the section with stands that are used to hold music compositions while playing their instruments. J.J. is clothed in pastel blue long sleeve knee length dress, brown leggings, pastel blue necklace, pastel blue bracelet, pastel blue headband, a watch with pastel blue straps, black high top sneakers, and a gray jacket. She puts her hands in her pockets as she stares at the music stands and smiles.)

J.J. Burgess: "So Rock N Roll God must have seen the example I made out of Latoya Hixx. I prived that the 'Black Widow' is nothing more than a ant. Under a magnifying glass and a spotlight she burned up in her own mediocrity. I wasn't surprised. Not in the least bit. Anyway Rock N Roll God informed me that it's time for me to initiate an open challenge for the Horrorcore title. Trying to make predictions on who will answer the call is simple. It will most likely be the fellas. I would be stunned if a woman actually showed up in that ring to let it be known that they want to fight me. Truthfully the only woman I would want to fight is Crystal Zdunich. She needs a match against me because she lost the ECWF Women's World championship to a uninspired girl like Roxanne. I need to wrestle Crystal Zdunich because she's one of the three women this wrestling promotion cares about. By defeating her I can prove to the suits in the back that I'm just as worthy to be a women's wrestler."

(J.J. struts away from the music stands and over to the piano section. She looks over the section trying to choose which piano she likes. She spots far away from her a pink piano. She stands on her tip toes and lifts her chin for a few moments to get a better glance. The pink piano has a matching pink bench. She settles down on to her feet and with her head held high struts over to the pink piano with the pink bench. When she gets there she sits her shapely fat bottom on to the pink bench. She smiles and taps a piano key in the center of the keyboard with her forefinger. The paino key makes a sound that's not too low and not to high. Her smile leaves her face. Her face becomes stoic. She looks at the camera.)

J.J. Burgess: "How important is it that I make sure to maintain a high criterion amongst the crude Heather Haze and unqualified Roxanne? It's very crucial. Who else is going to set that example? I have to be the best women's wrestler in this company. I'm no angel but I do have some decency. I have never made money on my knees, on my back, my legs open, and my mouth full. I got here by putting in real work. When people flip through the channels and see ECWF, I want them to keep their eyes glued to the television screen. If someone is browsing through professional wrestling videos on Youtube I want them to click on a ECWF video. A true athlete like me can make that happen. Someone like me with style and heart can be a real head turner for a wrestling promotion like ECWF. ECWF needs me more than I need it."

(J.J. then looks at the keyboard again. She uses one of her forefingers to tap a piano key at the far right end of the keyboard. It makes a incredibly high pitch sound.)

J.J. Burgess: "I have been holding up my part of the contract as an employee and now that I elevated myself to championship status, I will continue to do my part. But ECWF needs to do their part. They need to give me the same superstar treatment as The Bad Girl Heather Haze, The Burning Rose Crystal Zdunich, and The Witch Claire Hawkins. ECWF needs to invest part of the women's division budget into me. Do we have a understanding? I hope so. Because I will find other ways to get what I deserve."

(She stares at the camera with cold eyes for a few seconds. Her eyes soften and she gives a blank face again.)

J.J. Burgess: "I don't mind competition. So somebody better make this worth my time and energy."

(She splays out both her hands making sure that each finger has a piano key to tap. Then she presses on of her fingers including her thumbs down on to the middle of the keyboard. She begins to play "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis.)

(Within seconds, the sounds of "Here Comes The Pain" by Slayer hits the PA System. About the second chorus, Scotty comes out pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore weapons. He pauses at the top of the ramp, and files through the cart. He tosses a few things out onto the ramp, and finally finds what he's looking for. It's a busted up microphone. He looks it over strangely, before putting it up to his lips. He goes to speak, but it doesn't seem to be working. He taps on it a few times, with no response. He shrugs, and slams his palm onto the foam cover. Thus, resulting in a loud squeal echoing throughout the arena.)

Scotty Paine: JJ, I hear you spouting out of your mouth ...and while most of it is typical, and mundane. All I care about is, that you are making an open challenge and some times ...you have to worry about, who excepts it.

(Scotty slowly walks around his cart, and starts down the ramp. The fans reach out to touch him, but he keeps moving towards the ring. His eyes are still locked on JJ, the entire time.)

Scotty Paine: JJ, your victory over Hixx was impressive, but let's face it ...the two of you together, couldn't hold a candle to The Horror-Core Legend. So, I'm going to put this very simply ...enjoy your incredibly short Title reign. 'Cause as soon as possible, I'm going to come take it from you ...and yes, we're going to see just how "Horror-Core" you really are ...

(Scotty finally reaches the edge of the ring, and rolls in under the ropes. He smirks wildly as he props himself up against the bottom turn buckle, as he speaks again.)

Scotty Paine: Inside The Asylum Match!!

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Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship match
Heather Haze(c) vs. Caine Marik



Winner: Heather Haze