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Post by Rock N' Roll God on May 14, 2023 8:45:27 GMT -6
Date: May 12, 2023
Arena: "ECWF Arena" in West Hollywood, CA
Opening Match
Ace Sky vs. Desmond Edwards
This was a great battle. It came down to Ace went for a flying finisher and missed. Desmond hit his Dragon Knee and got a cheap win.
Winner: Desmond Edwards
Everett Aloni w/Ghost vs. "The Best in the World" Razor Blade
This was a squash match per and simple. Everett didn't let Razor get a move in at all.
Winner: Evereatt Aloni
Roxanne vs. Sarah Frost
Special Guest Referee: April Dimter
This was a crazy match because April was playing favorites. But....Roxanne hits her Edge of Reality 3 times in a row and covered Sarah. April had no choice but to count the .1 ..2 ...3!
Winner: Roxanne
Segment: Scotty Paine talks to JJ Burgess
(The intro of “Deconstruct Me” by Ayria plays. It sounds like sparse percussion mixed with machine clattering. The percussion becomes more layered and little faster with synthesizers. Then Jennifer Parkin sings: “I've been in this place before.” J.J. Burgess walks out from behind the curtains. She stands right in front of the curtains. She does a sarcastic curtsy with her head down far enough that all of her hair falls forward. After the curtsy she flips her head up hard enough to make all of her hair fly backwards. She gets out of her curtsy pose and sashays down the aisle. She gets into the ring and asks for a microphone from the staff. Someone hands her a microphone. The crowd is rambunctious as always. They give a mixed reaction. J.J. raises the microphone up to speak. Her facial expression is neutral. Her voice is steady.)
J.J. Burgess: Friday night revolution #170. Mr. Paine that was the night that you decided to do a open challenge for this title around my waist right now. To be fair you probably did the open challenge yourself. I don't think you had Rock N Roll God tell you to do that. Unlike....well.....me. But I tell you what, while I may be intimidated, I'm still going to meet you half way. I'm here right now and in the future I will be at Rain of Blood 2023. There are cowards that ran from you in the past, I won't.
(Some of the crowd cheer. A large portion of the audience still boos.)
J.J. Burgess: Mr. Paine I get it. I know you've been around for twenty four years. You're a Hall of Famer. You have held multiple championships. You're a former Chamber of Horrors winner. Now you're the current Gold Rush contract holder. You came out of the 2023 men's Gold Rush ladder match. Unfortunately I lost the 2023 women's Gold Rush ladder match. You were successful where I failed. But I did come away from Starcade 16 with this belt. I did the best I could to win both matches. I'm unhappy that I couldn't pull through that 2023 women's Gold Rush contract. Here I am no less. I have recovered from that night. And I stand you before ready to compete again.
(Half of the crowd politely clap and give audible approval. The other half is murmuring.)
J.J. Burgess: Your legacy as a hardcore wrestler is certified. I have been craving competition. I know you're rubbing your hands together and concocting plan after plan to defeat me. On episode #172 of Friday Night Revolution you lost this Horrorcore championship to Andrew Walker of all people. Rock N Roll God evened the odds for you by making sure the Bulletproof Empire had to scram. Yet you still lost. Andrew is a man of decent size but he isn't that smart or fun to watch. He's a average doofus who got here through familial connections. I beat him down at Starcade 16 and I took this championship.
(J.J. slaps the Horrorcore belt around her waist. A small portion of the audience laughs at her insults towards Andre Walker. More of the crowd cheers. Half of the audience boos. J.J. begins pacing back and forth.)
J.J. Burgess: And I plan on keeping this Horrorcore championship Mr. Paine. It won't be easy. But I didn't sign up for the quick route. I would be damned if I coasted through a title reign on good looks alone. I have always brought one hundred ten percent percent, on the mic and in the ring. And I know I can do it on commentary too. My harsh words come with brutal actions. Because when I'm in this squared circle I'm earnest in plying my craft.
(Half the crowd cheers. Half the crowd boos. J.J. stops pacing. She walks over the ring ropes. She stares into the camera with eyes of curiosity and a smirk.)
J.J. Burgess: Yes I'm young and have so much more to learn. So let me learn by fighting you. So come on out here and let me see you up close. Don't be shy Mr. Paine.
(A part of the crowd oooohs at J.J.'s audacity. Another part of the crowd cheers. Half the audience begins to chant Scotty's name. J.J. lowers the microphone and gestures to the curtains that lead to the gorilla position. She holds up a forefinger. The inside of her forefinger is facing her. Then repeatedly bends and straightens her finger repeatedly. She mouths the words: "Come here".)
(The scene opens up backstage, shortly after J.J. Burgess finishes her shoot on "Open Challenge Exceptee" Scotty Paine. He's seen sitting in a stairwell backstage, laughing to himself. Yet, soon enough he snaps out of it, and his face becomes very focused as he speaks)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: First, you toadie ...it's twenty-five years, learn to add. And no one tells me to do anything, and I sure in Hades.... won't do what I don't want to. That Title around your waist, once and will again belong to me. You should be scared, and it over joys me to hear ....you won't run, it'll make it so much easier to beat the living Hades our of you!!
(Scotty glares into the camera, as he snarls. Yet, within a couple second, his lips curl into a wicked smile, as he speaks again)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Now, you're just stalling for time ...while uran runs down your legs. Enough ass kissing, and trying to compare your lack luster career ...to the greatness, that is The Resident Psycho. I've won this, you've lost that. Unt Ah, sweetheart ...that shyte isn't going to fly here. I was inducted into the Hall Of Fame, while you were still sucking on your Momma's teet!!
(Scotty leans forward, and looks deep into the camera's lens. His eyes dance with that ever present insane delight, as he speak again)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Here we go, listing the only lose I've taken since I've been back ...while a decent piece of ammo, I'm not even going to begin your list of downfalls. Too many to name, and not enough time to do so.
(He chuckles methodically)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Don't worry about my faults, J.J. This is between me and you ...the wanna be and The Horror-Core Legend. Wooptee F*ckin' Do, you beat the guy that beat me, and in return ...I shall destroy you!!
(Suddenly, "Here Comes The Pain" by Slayer burst out of the PA System. After the first chorus ends, Scotty comes out onto the stage pushing a shopping cart full of hardcore goodies. He pulls it up along side the ring, and climbs up on to the apron. He looks dead into the eyes of the frightened J.J. Burgess, as he speaks one more time)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Earnest, big word there young lady ...but going agaist the wrestlers you have, doesn't automatically earn you respect. Nor does rattling off your mouth, trust me ...I've done it my whole career. Yet, I have plenty to back it up, do you?? Don't worry, I'll wait ...As for the looks statement? Go home, and take a picture ...you're never going to look, that way again!!
(Scotty tilts his head from one side to the other, as he paces the outside of the ring. He comes to a quick holt, as he speaks one last time)
"The Horror-Core Legend" Scotty Paine: Shy?? Me, shy?? You must truly be a rookie ...That's right, my career spans longer then your whole damn life!! Young, doesn't excuse ignorance ...and I have plenty of lessons to teach you, respect of your elders is one of them. So, as much as I hate to steal a quote ..."Let's Play, Master And Servant" ...Trust me, lil' lady ...I'm going to be anything but shy. And in the end, there's only one thing left to say ...I Dare You, Come Feel The Paine!!
(With that, Scotty drops the microphone into the ring, hops down, and then pushes his shopping cart back up the ramp way)
Segment: Rogue Horsemen throws out a open challenge for Trios titles
{The crowds come to their feet as Bring Me The Horizon’s “Parasite Eve” continues to play as Reno Dumont steps out onto the entrance way and he is followed close behind by the ECWF World Trios Champions in the forms of Robert Armstrong & the Dynasty as well as the infamous “Black Swan” himself, Caine Marik, with the four men standing in a line with the champions holding up their hold with Armstrong standing between both of the Slayton siblings before the group start to make their way down to the ring. Once the group reaches the ring, Marik climbs up the nearest turnbuckle and does his signature pose while Dumont gets a mic while the rest of his “Glorious Bastards” enter the ring to the hails of cheers from the fans, but once Dumont joins his group in the ring, the music fades out as the fans die down}
Reno Dumont: Now from myself and the boys, I want to thank you all for that incredibly warm and great welcome here tonight and that’s for a good reason because last week my glorious bastards almost executed a perfect clean sweep of all our intended goals here in this promotion as we had title matches not only for the Trios titles but also the World title and while the Rogues managed to secure the Trios belts…a certain little hooker bot managed to sneak off a win to keep her title.
Now before we continue with the reason why we’re out here, I want to address you Heather Haze directly. Just because you managed to sneak one past my man Caine here does *NOT* give you the right to start bragging about it or anything like that because just like the man said in his promo for his match here tonight, your loss to him is as inevitable as the tornadoes that tear through the south, then you need to always be looking over your shoulder because you’ll never know when the End finally catches up with you.
And now, now we come to the reason why we are out here tonight and that is because my glorious bastards have taken a long look at the trios division here in ECWF and they have realized that with how slapdash things look, we have come to the following decision.
The Rogue Horsemen are issuing an open challenge to any three wrestlers that feel that they have the steel to challenge for our Trios straps!
{Reno smirks as he listens to the commotion that he’s caused by that announcement before he hands the mic over to David Slayton who takes it while shouldering his half of the Trios titles}
David Slayton: This is not a dig on this promotion’s “fine” history of Trios units…but we simply want to shake things up in our first major defense of these titles and to make things even more interesting for our first defense as champions because we meant what we said in the lead up to winning these straps in that we want to restore not only the honor of these belts and defend them against any faction inside or outside of this promotion, but we’ll do so with the exact same fire each and every single time that we do it as well.
So, we throw down an open challenge and let’s see what kind of threats come a’knocking because the Rogues are more than ready for a *fight*!!
{“Parasite Eve” starts up again as the faction heads out of the ring as the screen fades to commercial}
Jason Dimter,"The Punisher" Cole Anderson and "Wild Child" Ariana Anderson of The Kingdom are shown on the ECWFTRon
Jason Dimter: God damn it feels great to be back into the world of pro wrestling
"The Punisher" Cole Anderson: See we took our time and we waited for the perfect opportunity and what an opportunity
"Wild Child" Ariana Anderson: See we accept your challenge for the trios championships..you name the place and we take them from you
(The Kingdom walks away.)
Triple Threat match #1 Contendership for Nex*Gen Championship
Caine Marik w/Reno Dumont vs. TJ Alexander w/John Dixon vs. Robert Saints w/Kelly Robinson
This was a epic triple threat match. It came down to Caine hitting the Death Machine on Robert as TJ was on the outside of the ring for the victory.
Winner: Caine Marik
Segment: Sammeal McBane & Apocalypse have a segment
(The segment was that Apocalypse and Lilth Malai came out and said that their time with ECWF is coming to a end. Apocalypse was happy being apart of the roster and now he is thinking his time is coming to a end.)
Segment: Heather Haze reacts to her title match at Rain of Blood
(The camera opened up at the backstage area of the world's famous ECWF Arena just before the Friday Night Revolution show was about to go on air. Just off to the side was one of the familiar faces of the ECWF backstage interviewing crew, Bill Jean. Dressed in his swanky black tux, the anxious interviewer had a microphone dangling in his hand as he waited patiently outside Heather's private locker room, waiting to get in a few words from her.)
(Just then the door swings wide open as The porn starlet herself emerges out the dressing room to a roaring pop, as she casts a sideways glance at the star struck Bill who stood there with his jaw wide open, mesmerized by her dazzling beauty ....)
Bill Jean: "Um-Hi Heather. I-I was hoping to get your reaction to the match that was announced on ECWF.com earlier today where you'll be defending your ECWF World Heavyweight Championship against the new number one contender, Sammael McBane, in the upcoming Rain Of Blood pay-per-view, which ironically will be a first blood match?"
(Heather shakes her head and drawls out a sigh.)
"The Bad Girl "Heather Haze: "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. Silly, Billy. All this chit-chat of blood can make a person go all...queasy. Let's try a different approach, shall we? How about reminding the fine folks keeping tabs of my impressive reign as the Diamond's Champion, which just so happens to mark the 1 year anniversary I won it? Or my successful World Championship title defense where I laid out Caine Marik smack-dab in the middle of the ring? Do you know what that feeling is like? It's the feeling of euphoria...that feeling of being on top of the world, where I can't do no wrong. And come Rain of Blood, it'll be that same feeling when I leave our dear old Sammy boy a bloody crimson mess when I paint the ring canvas in his own blood....and it'll be all very....euphoric."
(Giggling, her hands flew out to her side, as Billy Jean nodded and then turned to the camera on cue to make his final say.)
Bill Jean: Ladies and gentlemen, Heather Haze. Say what you will about her, some might say she's brimming with arrogance, others might say she's just confident, but one thing everyone can agree on is that she's ready for Sammael McBane at Rain of Blood. Good Luck, Heather.
(Bill then sticks his hand out, hoping for a handshake, but Heather simply stares at it before rolling her eyes and walking away in disgust.)
Cameraman: She’s hot.
Bill Jean: No shit.
(With his eyes fixated on her ass, Bill then pulls out a handkerchief from his pocket and dabs away at the sweat streaming down on his face.)
Cameraman: Ha ha. Dude, I can see your boner!
(Bill looks at his crotch, noticing the visible bulge jetting out of his pants.)
Bill Jean: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!
(Bill shakes his head and walks off in a hurry as the cameraman snickers and the scene fades to black.)
(A scene was shown of Heather Haze's future of her covered in blood and it shown Sammeal McBane saying it will happen.)
Main Event
Gold Rush Contract Cash In for Women's Championship match
Crystal Zdunich(c) vs. Dawn Warren(Gold Rush Contract)
Special Guest Enforcer: Claire Hawkins
This was a great main event. These two friends gave the crowd a hell of a show. It came down to Claire hitting her SIlver Bullet to Crystal and as Dawn covers Claire fast counts.
Winner: Dawn Warren
