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Post by The Age of Fall on Nov 3, 2023 4:17:13 GMT -6
Horror-Core Rules Match vs. Caine Marik vs. John BladeSpecial Guest Commentator: Scotty PaineRP Limit: 1
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2023 21:51:02 GMT -6
Just then "Time is now" Blasts on the PA System interrupting the announcers as John Blade walks out!
John makes his way down to the ring as the crowd cheers. He slides in under the ring and raises his arms in the air. John then goes to the turnbuckle and taunts like both men as they give off cheers! He steps down and requests a microphone which he is handed and his music dies down. John begins to speak.
John|Blade: Yo what's up West, Hollywood Cal
The Crowd bursts out in cheers!
John|Blade: Yo so I was in my Locker room earlier and saw Caine Marik! .. Caine Marik, you see me passing, kicking' ass then, he comes crashing.. wait what was I saying? Anyways, yeah, I saw him running his mouth and going on and on and on and on.. anyways he wouldn't quit! Well let me think.. he is Caine Marik and as he says Pain is Temporary but Caine Marik is Forever so yeah I can see how doesn't shut his big mouth up for one da*m second! Now how would you like it if somebody to his bad mouthing', spitting'. no good double timing'. raging blazing' mouth to shut up! (cheers) Well I think that solution has.. been found! ME! (cheers) Yeah that's right Caine Marik i know you're out there cussing up a storm because I am a no good piece of crap! But ya know what? To hell with what you think! because it's all about what these people think and want! (cheers) Yeah hell yeah see Caine Marik I am the solution to shut you up for good whether you agree to it or not. of course you won't say that I am better than you because we will never hear that from your mouth. All that we hear is that you are Caine Marik and you are that Damn... ..good! BOO!) Exactly! So Caine Marik to shut Caine Marik up is standing right here in the ring and I will be standing exactly this way except with my arm raised in the air tomorrow night on Revolution after we do battle! Caine Marik you can bet your ass on that son.
The crowd starts to cheer for Blade as they are sure that he will do exactly what he is saying to Caine Marik and possibly rid him of the ECWF!
Yo, Yo, Yo listen up each and everyone of you, because I want to explain what I'm bout ta do, for Kevin Hunter the fine is great and can't be paid, But I can pay off fines faster than he can get laid! what fine you say? What do I Mean? The fine he has to pay from being a baby!! A no good all talk kinda fella, I'll chop him up and send him to Hollysville! will feel the wrath of John B and know my fame, Bet your ass that I'll go destroy, and devour Caine Marik! I'm sure everyone thinks he will show... But I kinda doubt it because he play out blows! I figure Friday Night Revolution will be such a breeze, easier then Scotty Paine twin-brother since he is a cock tease! But no I shouldn't be dissing' your bro like dat, I feel sorry for him having to put up all that, a brother who carries on living' in the past, former ECWF Horror Core Champion we knew it wouldn't last! Now let me assure you Scotty Paine Boy you are in for a ride, one that'll last a little longer then the one you provide for your bro! I'm going to stomp you until you can't take anymore, And then your blood will be all over the arena floor. In the end you'll be pleading' for me to stop, and that's when I'll hit you with one last pop. You ain't never seen something as gruesome as you will on Revolution, As your blood and guts fill the floor and all over the wall!
So Caine Marik, do you still believe you're the best? Do you still believe you can out do all the rest? I have my doubts, I hope you do too, unless you want to be he judge and jury and execute who is the one who gets executed! Come Revolution you all may think you have my number, but I will bet millions on this one that I'll be the winner! Word Life!
He brings the mic down to his waist level and looks out at the crowd in a serous manner as they cheer. "Time is now the PA System as John Blade drops the microphone and
John jumps down and looks at the crowd who are still cheering. He raises his arms in the air and puts his hands together taunting to the crowd with his pinky fingers out towards the crowd making his trademark sign. He goes up the ramp and goes backstage!
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Post by roguehorsemen on Nov 10, 2023 22:10:53 GMT -6
{The screen is dark for several seconds before it static jumps to a view of none other than the “Black Swan” himself, Caine Marik. His hair is pulled back and he looks virtually exhausted but there is a certain energy in his eyes-an energy that is both dark and hungry at the same time-radiates in them as he looks right at the camera}
Caine: As I have been preparing for my first hardcore match in quite a while, I decided to take a break and see what was going on in the rest of the world when I saw that John Blade had decided to stick his neck out and test the waters, all in the name of comedy.
But you see what came spewing forth out of your mouth, you shit weasel, was perhaps the stupidest, most moronic thing that I have ever heard in my entire life as not only did you try to run me down and you did a horrible job of doing that to put in the most simplest of terms so that even *you* can fully grasp what I’m saying, but that verbale example of explosive Mexican Water enhanced Montezuma’s Revenge of Nuclear Winter scale diarrhea…but you also had to try and turn it into a rap.
I swear that not only is Easy E and Tupac rolling around in their graves at the sheer audacity of your belief in that weak ass pathetic verbal onslaught that you forced everyone at ringside there during that little tantrum of your’s to hear that you erroneously called “rapping”.
Now while I will be the first one to freely admit that perhaps I’ve been letting my passions rule me just a little bit too much, and perhaps maybe that’s why I’ve come up short the last couple of times that I’ve been placed into such chances for glory…but those are my sins to carry and not a true reflection of what I’m truly capable in that ring, John Blade.
{Caine lets out a very derisive snort as he shakes his head with disgust}
Caine: Now as for you telling *me* to shut the fuck up and listen to what you have to supposedly say, all that I can say to that is who the *FUCK* do you think that you are talking to, *boy*?
I am motherfucking Caine Marik, I am the son of the “Taskmaster” Eddie Marik and I’m a member of the Slayton Wrestling Dynasty…which means that I’ve got more fucking natural wrestling talent in the hairs on the right side of my fucking *nutsack* then you do in your entire fucking *BODY*!!
When I call you a pathetic little rip off artist, I wasn’t lying because you erroneously believe that you are a professional wrestling of some repute when in fact you’re a nothing…a pathetic little nobody who won’t remember a damn thing that you failed to do other than the fact that you *fail* and fail *EPICLY* and at Revolution, I’m not going to be focusing on winning that chance to take my shot at Scotty Paine because I’m going to be too busy fucking enjoying myself as I tear you apart for my own bloody amusement and no, there’s not a damned thing that you can do about it, John Boy, because you can do nothing to stop it.
{Caine suddenly stops talking and closes his eyes, taking several deep breaths apparently in an attempt to calm himself before opening his eyes again and fixing the camera with his gaze once more}
Caine: But you know something, maybe I just need to calm down…I mean should I really allow the words of some nobody shit weasel to enrage me to the point where I would gladly give him a Glasgow smile in the middle of the ring, literally cut a bloody grin into his face to make him smile from ear to bloody ear before reaching into his mouth to yank out that worthless muscle that he calls a “tongue” before beating him to death with it in the center of that very ring this weekend on Revolution?
Why I do believe that the answer is a resounding “YES”.
You see John Boy, I have not spent almost my entire adult life scratching and clawing up the ladders of various promotions, fighting to *earn* my spot everywhere that I go in this sport of ours, having to endure hours of constantly eating garbage food and fighting even more garbage people like yourself just to make a name for myself in this industry. And industry, might I add, that you take for granted as you have come up with nothing original for yourself as you are just keen to rip off a wrestler that I know from the Omega Wrestling Alliance and Extremely Awful Wrestling from up in Jersey for you to just to fuck around in this sport.
No.
Like I said just a few moments ago, John, by opening your fucking mouth and showing me that level of disrespect you’ve gone and done the one thing that all stupid fucks that have crossed the Slayton Wrestling Dynasty have done to their eternal regrets and that you have given me a reason to seek you out and now you have to pay the price for your crimes, you little shit.
So come this week on Revolution, you won’t be in a wrestling match against me for a shot to become the number one contender for a title…no, what’s going to happen is that at Revolution you’re going to slowly torn apart and then carved up before I finally put you out of your misery.
And once I put you down, John Boy, I want whatever is left of you to slither its way back down the toilet bowl that you first crawled out of a never come back or next time…next time I won’t be as kind.
{Caine then smiles darkly at the camera once more}
Caine: I’m done playing games with people like you, John. I hope that you’re ready to fail and fail majorly this weekend, John…because your time is finally up.
{Caine then motions past the camera before the screen static jumps to black}
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