Post by Rock N' Roll God on Aug 15, 2024 15:20:11 GMT -6
Date: August 9, 2024
Arena: Portland, Oregon
Opening Match
Dawn Warren v Heather Haze
This one wasn't even close. Heather Haze did her usual thing and moped the floor with Dawn.
Winner: Heather Haze
#1 Contendership Fatal Four-Way for the Nex*Gen Championship
TDH vs. Jayden Riley v Jay Reynolds v Capt Righteous
This one was crazy to watch. All four men gave it their all but Righteous took the pinfall to TDH. Now TDH is on his 20,000th time of facing TJ for the Nex*Gen title.
Winner: TDH
#1 Contendership for the Trios Championships
Robert Saints, Angellus & Steven McKnight v Dan Anderson, Jacob & Adam Letoa
This one fun to watch but The Outsiders showed they are more skilled at a trios team then this make shift The Age of Fall team.
Winners: Robert Saints, Angellus & Steven McKnight
Main Event
#1 Contendership for the Women's World Championship
Claire Hawkins v Roxanne
Claire showed up. Did some spooky stuff and beat Roxanne for the 1000th time.
Winner: Claire Hawkins
Segement John Blade & Charles Feigel Contract Signning
Just then '' The last Time is now'' Blasts on the PA system interrupting the announcers as John Bladewalks out!
Weiser: What!?
Demon: By god its John Blade! John's on his way out here!Weiser: What? You don't think he heard me did you???
John makes his way down to the ring as the crowd cheers. He slides in under the ring andraises his arms in the air. John then goes to the turnbuckle and taunts like The HardK0re Ik0n as they give off cheers! He steps down and requests a microphone which he is handed and his musicdies down. John begins to speak.
The Champ| John Blade: Yo what up Portland, Oregon!
The crowd bursts out in cheers!
The Champ| John Blade: Yo so I was in my locker room earlier and saw The HardK0re Ik0n! .. the big bad, bunga bunga, rig rad, hubba hubba HardK0re Ik0n, you see me passin, kickin' ass then,then, he comes crashin.. wait what was I sayin? Anyways, yeah, I saw him running his mouth and going on and on and on and on and on.. anyways he wouldn't quit! Well let me think.. he is TheHardK0re Ik0n and as he says Pain and Temporary but The HardK0re Ik0n is Forever so yeah I cansee how he doesn't shut his big ass mouth up for one damn second! Now how would you like it ifsomebody were to come along that could solve that problem ? (cheers) What if there was asolution to his bad mouthing', shit spitting' , no good double timing', raging blazing mouth to shutup!? (cheers) Well I think that solution has.. been.. found! ME! (Cheers) Yeah that's rightCharlie Feigel i know you are backstage cussing up a storm because I am a no good peice of crap!But ya know what? To hell with what you think! Because its all about what these peoplethink and want! (Cheers) Yeah hell yeah see Charlie Feigel I am the solution to shut you up forgood whether you agree to it or not. Of course you won't say that I am better than youbecause we will never hear that from your mouth. All that we hear is that you are the Hardk0re Ik0n and you are that.. Damn.. (damn.. good! Boo!) Exactly! So The solution to shut the Hardk0re ik0n up is standing right here in the ring and I will be standing exactly this way except with my armraised in the air August twenty-fifth on Wrestle Fest after we do battle! Charlie Feigel you can betyour ass on that son.
The crowd starts to cheer for Blade as they are sure that he will do exactly what he is sayingto Charlie Feigel and possibly rid him of the ECWF forever!
The Champ| John Blade: You've talked about how i am a joke and I shouldn't be the ECWF World Champion. Well if this is some kind of a joke why the hell are you so grumpy? you should be laughing because you keep on insisting its a joke Charles! Let me tell you a joke Hardk0re.. the other day I was hanging out in the arena and I could had sworn your nose walked in twenty minutes before you did! I had a whole convo with the nose and all I heard wasSHHHHMMMFFFFFEERRRMMMM and well, it sounded a lot like what your mouth doesevery time you speak! And trust me it-snot-funny at all!
The crowd bursts out in laughter and Blade can't help himself as he starts to laugh as well buttries to hold it in.
The Champ| John Blade: For realz though I mean he goes on and says I am some kind of a paperChampion.. okay yeah it does read my name on a piece of paper somewhere as theNewwwww ECWF World Champion! And ya know what else the Champion will say after Wrestle Fest? John Blade beats Charlie Feigel! (cheers) And The Hardk0re ik0rn, you can try andget the higher ups to take the winand strike it from the records but everyone in this arena will see with their own eyes that Ipinned you one, two, three and I beat the so called The Hardk0re Ik0n! And you cansay that I'm an idiot for going through with this and running my mouth like I am becauseyou will just have a reason to break me up even more but I am confident that I will outdoyou in the final round! That bell will ring and no matter how brutal the match it will endwith me as the victor and you as the failure!
The Champ| John Blade: So if I am digging a biggest hole for myself with every word I spit outthen so be it! Dig is what I say! I will freaking' dig my way out of that hole and still have theenergy to kick your ass and boot you into that hole on my own! you will look up and sayPlease Mr.Blade Please Help ME Out!! I will look back down at you and sayWhat? 'I'm sorry What? Oh You're That damn Buried? What? Haha you know whatyou won't last in that hole because you are all talk and no action.
The crowd begins to chant for Blade!
Bl-a de-Bl a-de Bl-a-de Bl-a-de!
The Champ| John Blade: Yeah I know all ya'll love me but its not like its a shocker I mean I am the best in this fed and I am the ECWF Heavyweight Champion! HaHa! Oh how sweet it is. Speaking ofthings totally RULING! and being sweet do you realize how awesome its going to be to kick theliving sh*t out of Hardk0re ik0n!? Oh yes! I mean you'd think that all the sh*t would had come outof him because he talks so much of it but I guess its true his sh*t not only comes out his ass buthis mouth as well and I will give him a lot more holes in his body for sh*t to leak from then!oh Charlie Feigel you do not have a clue in the world how much I am looking forward to beating your egotistical ass to the ground and show everyone here that there is a new Hardk0re in town!And ya know what? I saw what you did earlier with that little midget guy and wow you aresome man! Yeah big tough guy I bet that little midget was a big challenge! Well if you thinkthat you will intimidate me by beating up somebody less than half my size than you are outof your mind. you can beat up all the little or big people you want since you do after all likebeating.. little things! But let's not talk dirty here let's talk Disturbing! Yeah that's rightlike how crazy, sick and disturbing it will be when you get left in your own blood andcannot rise on your own after Wrestle Fest. that's your fate Charlie Feigel. And you know what?I'm bouts to bust out a little freestyle for all my Blademaniacs out there!
Yo, Yo, Yo listen up each and everyone of you,because I wants to explain what I'm bout ta do,For Charlie the fine is great and can't be paid,But I can pay off fines faster than he can get laid!What fine you say? What do I mean?The fine he has to pay from being a baby!!A no good all talk kinda fella,I'll chop him up and send him to hella!Charlie Feigel will feel the wrath of John B and know my fame,Bet your ass that I'll go destroy, and devour the Hardk0re!I'm sure everyone thinks he will show..But kinda doubt it because he play out blows!I figure Sunday night Wrestle fest will be such a breeze,easier then Charlie's girlfriend since she is a cock tease!But no I shouldn't be dissin' your lady like dat,I feel sorry for her having to put up all that,a boyfriend who carries on livin' in the past, a former time ECWF Champion we knew itwouldn't last!Now let me assure Hardk0reBoy you are in for a ride,One that'll last a little longer then the one you provide for your bride!I'm going to stomp you until you can't take anymore,and then your blood will be all over the arena floor.In the end you'll be pleading' for me to stop,and that's when I'll hit you with one last pop.You ain't never seen something as gruesome as you will on Wrestle Fest,As your blood and guts fill the floor and all over the wall!
So Charlie Feigel, do you still believe you're the best? Do you still believe you can out do all therest? I have my doubts, I hope you do too, unless you want to be he judge and jury andexecuter who is the one gets executed! Come Wrestle Fest you may think you have mynumber, but I will bet millions on this one that I'll be the winner! Word Life!
He brings the mic down and signed the contract for Wrestle Fest and looks out at the crowd in aserous manner as they cheer. '' The Last Time is Now'' blasts on the PA system as John Blade dropsthe microphone and
exits through the ropes.John jumps down and looks at the crowd who are still cheering. He raises his World Championship in the air and puts his hands down together taunting to the crowd with his pinky fingers out towards the crowd making his trademark sign. he goes up the ramp and goes backstage!
Matt Weiser: What a match that will be! Tune into ECWF for ECWF on Wrestle Fest August twenty-fifth
Demon: I'm telling you Matt he has a death wish! I think its safe to say that its Hardk0re over forJohn Blade.